This Week on TV – 7/12/09-7/18/09

Welcome to a new week of TV! There is a lot on this week, including the premieres of Drop Dead Diva & Dark Blue and the return of a fan favorite, Dirty Sexy Money. So let’s get to it! Jump with me to view this week’s schedule!

Sunday

Sunday is a new episode of Expedition Africa on the History Channel at 10/9c, followed by the season finale at 10:30/9:30c.

Tonight is also the series premiere of Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime at 9/8c. The one-hour, comedic drama tells the story of a shallow model-in-training who dies in a sudden accident only to find her soul resurfacing in the body of a brilliant, plus-size and recently deceased attorney. Television newcomer and stage actress Brooke Elliott (Wicked, Taboo) stars alongside Margaret Cho (Notorious C.H.O.), Jackson Hurst (The Tree of Life), Kate Levering (Cashmere Mafia), April Bowlby (Two and a Half Men), Josh Stamberg (Lie to Me), Brooke D’Orsay (How I Met Your Mother) and Ben Feldman (The Perfect Man).

Finally, tonight is the 2-hour part 1 of a 2-part miniseries called Meteor on NBC at 9/8c. Two massive rocks, tumbling debris older than the solar system itself, collide in space. The course has been altered. The target is Earth. In a remote observatory, Dr. Lehman (Emmy winner Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future), discovers a meteor approximately three times the size of Mount Everest barreling its way towards Earth. His devoted young assistant Imogene O’Neill (Marla Sokoloff, The Practice) feverishly types in the coordinates only to find the previously identified meteor named Kassandra is headed their way. It’s only the beginning of their troubles as showers of smaller meteorites begin to lay waste to major cities around the globe. The impending disaster brings out the best and the worst sides in people as they cope by either lending a helping hand or taking advantage of the situation. In a small California town, a Police Chief (Golden Globe Nominee Stacy Keach, Prison Break) struggles to calm a panicky group of citizens. Miles away, his son Jack, a detective (Golden Globe nominee Billy Campbell, Once and Again), finds himself caught in the middle of the most difficult arrest of his career with the ill-timed transfer of a very dangerous psychopath named Stark (Michael Rooker, JFK). Then there’s the skeptical Dr. Chetwyn (Emmy and Golden Globe nominee Jason Alexander, Seinfeld) who may be the only chance Lehman and O’Neill have to get their findings to the proper authorities in time to deflect Kassandra.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Finale*Expedition Africa (#107/108) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Finale)
  • *Series Premiere*Drop Dead Diva (#101) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
  • *Season Premiere*Entourage (#601) – HBO @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *Special*Meteor – NBC @ 9/8c (2-Hour Part 1 of 2 Miniseries)
  • *New*Army Wives (#306) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
  • *New*Big Brother (#1102) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*Brooke Knows Best (#206-30) – VH1 @ 10/9c
  • *New*Daisy of Love (#110-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
  • *New*Denise Richards: It’s Complicated (#206) – E! @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Gene Simmons Family Jewels (#?? & 78/407) – A&E @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Hammertime (#06/106 & 07/107) – A&E @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*HGTV Showdown (#HHGSD-302) – HGTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? (#106) – BBC America @ 8/7c
  • *New*Hung (#102) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • *New*Ice Road Truckers (#307) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*In Plain Sight (#211) – USA @ 10/9c
  • *New*Iron Chef America – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Jesse James Is a Dead Man (#106) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Just For Laughs (#304) – ABC @ 7:30/6:30c
  • *New*Kendra (#107) – E! @ 10/9c
  • *New*Law & Order: CI (#812) – USA @ 9/8c
  • *New*Merlin (#106) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Next Food Network Star (#NF0506) – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • *New*True Blood (#204) – HBO @ 9/8c
  • *New*Untamed & Uncut (#202) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
  • *New*Valentine (#107) – CW @ 7/6c


Monday

Monday is the season finale of Here Come the Newlyweds on ABC at 10:02/9:02c. I am not sure I’ll watch. I really wanted the Newberrys to win. I can’t stand the woman on the couple that won safety last week, the McMorrises, although her husband is only semi-watchable, so I guess I’m rooting for the Corlisses. Ah well.

Tonight is also a new episode of Run’s House on MTV at 10/9c, followed by the season finale at 10:30/9:30c.

Finally, The Great American Road Trip has moved from Tuesday night to tonight on NBC at 8/7c.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Finale*Here Come the Newlyweds (#208) – ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
  • *Season Finale*Run’s House (#608-30/609-30) – MTV @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Finale)
  • *New*4th & Long (#109) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (#511-60) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c (Summer Premiere)
  • *New*Cake Boss (#108) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Charm School (#309-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
  • *New*Dance Your Ass Off (#103) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
  • *New*Intervention (#93/708) – A&E @ 9/8c
  • *New*Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (#506) – Bravo @ 10/9c
  • *New*Make It or Break It (#104) – ABC Family @ 9/8c
  • *New*Nurse Jackie (#106) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Obsessed (#02/102) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • *New*Raising the Bar (#206) – TNT @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Bachelorette (#509-120) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*The Closer (#506) – TNT @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Great American Road Trip (#102) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Secret Life of the American Teenager (#204) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
  • *New*Weeds (#506) – Showtime @ 10/9c


Tuesday

Tuesday is the season finale of two shows; Apprentice UK on BBC America and Jail on My Network TV, both at 9/8c.

Tonight is also the series premiere of Miami Social on Bravo at 10/9c. Heading to the country’s hottest city to show you what life is like in the energetic social scene of South Beach, Bravo explores the lives of a group of hot, young professionals corporate types by day and party animals by night as they navigate the sometimes murky waters of Miami’s hottest locales. Miami is an international cultural melting pot filled with the young, gorgeous and wealthy looking to live the good life. South Americans, East Coasters, native Floridians everyone comes to Miami for the sun and fun it’s a city that specializes in people that work hard and play even harder. Bravo will follow a successful group of friends who are some of the most connected and interesting young professionals in South Beach, as they go from the city’s night life, to the board room, to magazine offices where they lead their intertwined lives.

Finally, tonight is the Major League Baseball: All-Star Game 2009 on FOX at 8/7c.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Finale*Apprentice UK (#112) – BBC America @ 9/8c
  • *Season Finale*Jail (#U60205) – My Network TV @ 9/8c
  • *Series Premiere*Miami Social (#101) – Bravo @ 10/9c
  • *Sports*Major League Baseball: All-Star Game 2009 (#SP-0901) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • *New*10 Things I Hate About You (#102) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
  • *New*18 Kids & Counting (#216-30) – TLC @ 9/8c
  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#407-60) – NBC @ 9/8c
  • *New*Better Off Ted – ABC @ 9/8c
  • *New*Big Brother (#1103) – CBS @ 9/8c
  • *New*Chopped – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#514) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c & 10/9c (1 New Episode & 1 After the Catch Special)
  • *New*Hawthorne (#105) – TNT @ 9/8c
  • *New*NYC Prep (#104) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • *New*Paris Hilton’s My New BFF (#207-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Rescue Me (#515) – FX @ 10/9c
  • *New*Saving Grace (#305) – TNT @ 10/9c
  • *New*Stager Invasion (#105/106) – TLC @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Street Patrol (#U20219/U20220) – My Network TV @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*That’s Impossible (#102) – History Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Best Thing I Ever Ate – Food Network @ 9:30/8:30c
  • *New*The Cleaner (#17/204) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • *New*The First 48 – A&E @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Little Couple (#111) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Superstars (#104-60) – ABC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (#408) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
  • *New*Warehouse 13 (#103) – SciFi @ 9/8c


Wednesday

Wednesday is the season premiere of Leverage on TNT at 9/8c.

Following that is the series premiere of Dark Blue on TNT at 10/9c. This fast-paced, undercover police drama from prolific producer Jerry Bruckheimer (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Without a Trace) stars Golden Globe winner Dylan McDermott (The Practice, TNT’s The Grid), Logan Marshall-Green (The O.C.), Omari Hardwick (TNT’s Saved) and Nicki Aycox (Supernatural). The series follows the exploits of a crack undercover team of police officers so covert, many of their own colleagues don’t even know they are involved. Leading the group is Carter Shaw (McDermott), a deeply wounded character who has lost his wife and much of his former life as he struggles to bring down bad guys through complex undercover assignments. His team includes Ty Curtis (Hardwick), a recently married cop who struggles with personal relationships he has developed while undercover; Dean Bendis (Marshall-Green), a shoot-from-the-hip officer whose activities make fellow team members wonder if he has gone over to the bad side; and Jaimie Allen (Aycox), a green patrol cop brought in because of her excellent skill in lying and a shady past.

Another series premiere tonight is Michael & Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central at 10:30/9:30c. BFF’s or worst enemies? Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter banter and bicker in this new show. It puts a new twist on narrative and sketch comedies that features the long-time comedic partners as the hosts of their own fictitious sketch show. In the seven episode series, sketches will be interspersed throughout the narrative thread of each episode. Behind-the-scenes of the show-within-a-show, viewers will get a first hand look at issues, both big (in an attempt to broaden their appeal, the guys turn their show into a frat house spectacle) and small (the two Michaels fight over the approval of a teenage intern writing an article about them for his high school newspaper) that the two misguided stars wrestle with as they confront their own issues of insecurity and jealousy as each attempts to undermine the other. Other issues in the series include roommate rivalry when the “Michaels” secure a college gig, playing Cupid for an unlucky-in-love co-worker and what birthday gift to give the boss who has everything.

Also tonight is the season premiere of Extreme Loggers on the Discovery Channel at 9/8c, followed by the season premiere of Verminators at 10/9c.

Also on tonight:

  • *Series Premiere*Dark Blue (#101) – TNT @ 10/9c
  • *Series Premiere*Michael & Michael Have Issues (#101) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *Season Premiere*Extreme Loggers (#201) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
  • *Season Premiere*Leverage (#201) – TNT @ 9/8c
  • *Season Premiere*Verminators (#201) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#408-60) – NBC @ 9/8c
  • *New*Ghost Hunters International (#202-60) – SciFi @ 9/8c
  • *New*Gordon Ramsay’s F Word (#405) – BBC America @ 9/8c
  • *New*I Survived a Japanese Game Show (#205) – ABC @ 9:02/8:02c
  • *New*Monsters Inside Me (#103) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
  • *New*So You Think You Can Dance (#DAN-520/521) – FOX @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Tattoo Highway (#12/112) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • *New*Top Chef Masters (#105) – Bravo @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Philanthropist (#104) – NBC @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Real World (#2204-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Wipeout (#209) – ABC @ 8/7c


Thursday

Thursday is the season finale of 16 & Pregnant on MTV at 10/9c.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Finale*16 & Pregnant (#106-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Big Brother (#1104) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*Burn Notice (#306) – USA @ 9/8c
  • *New*Crime 360 (#24/214) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • *New*LA Ink (#302) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Penn & Teller: Bullshit (#704) – Showtime @ 10/9c
  • *New*Royal Pains (#106) – USA @ 10/9c
  • *New*She’s Got the Look (#206) – TV Land @ 9/8c
  • *New*So You Think You Can Dance (#DAN-520A/521A) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Fashion Show (#111) – Bravo @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Listener (#107) – NBC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Tosh.0 (#106) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c


Friday

Friday is the season premiere of Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-Up on Starz at 11/10c. Tonight features Dick Gregory, Buddy Lewis and Nikki Carr.

Guests on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross on BBC America at 8/7c tonight are Sandra Bullock, Emma Watson, Liz Smith and Little Boots.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Premiere*Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-Up (#401) – Starz @ 11/10c
  • *New*Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? (#AYS-316) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • *New*Chopping Block (#107) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Eureka (#310) – SciFi @ 9/8c
  • *New*Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (#1622) – BBC America @ 8/7c
  • *New*Mental (#MEN-108) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • *New*Real Time with Bill Maher (#719) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • *New*Say Yes To the Dress (#316) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Surviving Suburbia – ABC @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Goode Family – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
  • *New*The Soup – E! @ 10/9c
  • *New*Whale Wars (#206) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
  • *New*What Not To Wear (#707) – TLC @ 9/8c


Saturday

Saturday is the season premiere of The Bill Engvall Show on TBS at 9/8c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 9:30/8:30c. I really enjoy this show. It’s far from my favorite, but for the most part, it’s a nice, clean, funny show that I don’t have to put away until my 11-year-old goes to bed so he doesn’t hear or see something innappropriate.

Tonight is also the return of Dirty Sexy Money from hiatus on ABC at 10/9c.

Finally, there is a 1-hour special on Comedy Central tonight at 11/10c, John Heffron: Middle Class Funny. John won Last Comic Standing a few years ago and I really, really love him. So I can’t wait for this one! Check it out and let me know what you think. I doubt you’ll be disappointed!

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Premiere*The Bill Engvall Show (#301/302) – TBS @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
  • *Special*John Heffron: Middle Class Funny – Comedy Central @ 11/10c (1-Hour Special)
  • *New*Can You Duet? (#205-60) – CMT @ 2/1c (Repeats at 8/7c)
  • *New*Dirty Sexy Money (#207) – ABC @ 10/9c (Returns From Hiatus)
  • *New*Kings (#112) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Primeval (#309) – BBC Americai @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Singing Bee (#202-60) – CMT @ 3/2c (Repeats at 9/8c)
  • *New*Wedding Day (#105) – TNT @ 9AM/8AMc

That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!

— Jenny

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